German Meat Bomb

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.

Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

german whip syndrome

German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many don’t indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.

Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.

Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.

Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.

by Thefanman June 5, 2018

german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.

Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.

by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006

german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.

Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage

by Pigment June 15, 2010

German Zoo

A persons ass hole that has been filled with numerous small creatures and the creatures have then crawled up the intestines and into various organs in the body before being thrown up all over the floor for spectators to view and feed

I went to a German Zoo show today. I fed a digested hamster

by sadisticsamurai September 15, 2009

German Watermelon

When you fuck some chick in the ass and pull out your cock and there are little black dots on it

"Oh my god Andy, I just got german watermeloned by this girl"

by cweezy72 September 29, 2009

German Popsicle

when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.

Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!

by birdman16 February 7, 2012