Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.
The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
Get the The red necked Gifford mug.gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the sex surrogate gift mug.A popular typo for "giggle". Doesn't mean nearly the same thing though. It really means "you smell fantastic today".
by deKal May 19, 2006
Get the giffle mug.only of significance as something to buy and give for the holidays (or sometimes birthdays), but otherwise totally useless the minute they unwrap it.
Gifty things aren't exactly stuff you find at Spencer or actual gift shops...no, gifty crap is what you find on end caps at Target and in checkout lines at Ross every December.
Every store gets in the act of selling gifty stuff. The likes of Home Depot will sell iPod speakers and baby booties just because it's the holidays.
Every store gets in the act of selling gifty stuff. The likes of Home Depot will sell iPod speakers and baby booties just because it's the holidays.
by Kuahmel December 20, 2010
Get the gifty mug.similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.
dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.
dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that
dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that
by shadow8913 October 15, 2009
Get the gift sex mug.by Liam Neesons December 1, 2015
Get the mentally gifted mug.I knew she was a pile of shit when she spit my gift out in the sink. I said bitch, you keep my gift.
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