A father

Something Dream Stan's don't have.

The man who went to get some milk after you became a PNGtuber.

Guy: OMG Dream is so hot I want him to be my husband

Guy 2: are you sure you still have a father?

by Dream Stans June 5, 2022

Baby father

White persons version of baby daddy.

“My baby father has apple this weekend” -Becky
“ Baby Father?”-Shanaynay
“ Sorry baby daddy or whatever you call it” - Becky

Baby father

by Sluttymcslutslut94 April 12, 2025

adjudicated father

Alleged father

He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer

by 459395 April 15, 2023

Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.

Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt”

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”

by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025

Father Ted

A really cool dude give him a high five

Father Ted is the coolest guy I have ever seen

by Bumlord4351 August 15, 2023

Father

My love I been asking for answer’s with my love? How can I live without father? 💕

My love I been asking for answer’s with my love? How can I live without father? 💕

by Father97 August 6, 2025

good-father

Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.

Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche

by Ben anstratheman November 1, 2008