faced

Describes any person or animal in whose face another person or animal has just ejaculated, either in a sexual setting or otherwise.

What's that all over your lovely visage? Ooooh, looks like I just faced you! You've been owned, bitch.

Oh my god, that girl just got faced by a horse!

by narcoleptic December 28, 2005

faced

To beat someone with a blunt object; to maim. To kill another player in a video game

Bob: Dude i just faced you with my sniper rifle
Chris: Dude shut up or i will face you with a mace

by Gonx November 21, 2006

open-faced sandwich

a sexual act involving multiple cocks in a mouth

A bukkake video will often involve multiple open-faced sandwiches.

by kaw26 July 18, 2016

shit-faced

the art of scat (defecating on ones face)

paul got shit-faced when he stayed at dawgs

by rahxx May 4, 2005

Open Faced Sandwich

While having sex with a woman (either vaginally or anally), the man uses a dildo on the other available orifice, producing the feel of a sandwich, without the extra man involved.

My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I told her I'd just give her an open faced sandwich.

by Vincent L. Hubert November 13, 2007

Goat Faced

To be goat faced is to have your mouth full of so much pudding that it bears resemblance to a goat.

Man, Bill had practically an entire bowl pudding in his choppers, I can't believe how goat faced he is.

by Maverick461 July 5, 2006

Bat faced

Really really drunk. As drunk as a skunk. Pissed off your head.

Dude! You were soooo bat faced last night. Are you gonna back the truck up tonight?

by TommyTeaCosy July 30, 2009