J to the fifth

1. A group of five friends who all have a J in their name.

2. The unification of J squared and J cubed.

3. verb. Shouted after something incredible has happened usually accompanied with hand motions that show off the arm muscles.

Lucas "It was incredible how the street sharks win the championship?"
Josh "They had the most amazing goalie"
Joey "Don't forget about the incredible offense or the defense"
Brett "Ahhhhh... J TO THE FIFTH!"
Will "You said it brother"

by Willdabeast December 20, 2007

pussy filter

The small, very thin absorbent pad with an adhesive backing that a woman sticks to the inside crotch of her underpants to catch normal daily vaginal secretions, as opposed to a much larger sanitary napkin, which is used during the menstrual period.

"Why should I put on a brand clean pair of panties every day when I can just slap a fresh pussy filter in the crotch of these every mornin' and wear 'em for two weeks?"

by Maynard Melvin June 25, 2005

filter

Filters are used to make your selfies look better

"Look at her selfie! She so used a filter!"

by motavator1312131 December 30, 2014

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009

internet fifth

When someone refuses to say anything in an audio or video recording, out of fear of being incriminated when the material invariably ends up on the internet. A variation on the US Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination.

Hey I'm not saying anything to you while you're taking that movie because I know it's gonna end up on the internet-- pleading Internet Fifth!

by Buggy December 9, 2008

Fifth Freedom

The right of Fifth Freedom, gives the person authority to eliminate a person(s) without any Legal or Governmental consequence.

1. Kill anyone without consequence.
2. Eliminate target with no hesitation.
3. To kill someone with disregard to Law or Political hostilities.

"Within the fictional world of Splinter Cell, this unofficial Fifth Freedom allows an operative to disregard any law, agreement, or framework of ethical behavior in order to accomplish his mission. As Dermot P. Brunton put it, "all means are acceptable." For example, the operative may kill in combat or by assassination, may torture or kidnap people, may deploy on U.S. soil, and may spy on other U.S. government agencies. Fifth Freedom is also used as a verb. To "Fifth Freedom" someone is another way of saying to kill someone." - Wikipedia, Fifth Freedom.

NOTE : The Fifth Freedom is unoffical, but many use it in war and in personal situations.

Splinter Cell - In the game Splinter Cell, Sam Fisher an operative of the fictional Third Echelon is commisioned witht he fictional right of Fifth Freedom.

It is also used in Noam Chomsky : The Culture Of Terrorism.

It is also stated in one of Franklin D. Roosevelt's speeches.

by Mr. Banks November 7, 2008

Filthy Fuentes

To eat something that makes you sick, then shart while puking.

Liz ate some bad Jambalaya and then she laid down a heinous Filthy Fuentes.

by Nambla Rob April 21, 2006