College major adopted by prospective engineers dauted by courses in circuits, physical chemistry, thermodynamics, statics, fluid and soil mechanics, genetics, C++, talking to girls, and sobriety. The type that registers for that Stochastic Models class because he thinks it involves naked Croatian shutter fodder.
Nuclear engineering student: Yo Witness, word has it you dropped the bomb on civil engineering.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
by Witness10mm October 10, 2005
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After noticing most Engineers are men she decided to try and promote engineering for women. Unfortunately, most of the women didn't understand how they could make a sandwich with mechanical engineering, or even what mechanical engineering was.
In response to her failure, she founded this new academic science specifically for women. Domestic engineering is the design of all the household necessities not already designed by men. These include, and are limited to, sandwiches or babies.
After noticing most Engineers are men she decided to try and promote engineering for women. Unfortunately, most of the women didn't understand how they could make a sandwich with mechanical engineering, or even what mechanical engineering was.
In response to her failure, she founded this new academic science specifically for women. Domestic engineering is the design of all the household necessities not already designed by men. These include, and are limited to, sandwiches or babies.
I'm glad that chick finally got knocked up, maybe now she'll drop up and take up Domestic Engineering like a real woman.
by PedanticRagingAssHole November 24, 2010
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Honest engine is like the triple dog dare of swearing or promises. If someone asks you honest engine you have to tell the truth and if someone discovers you lied on an honest engine you are an ass hole and they will never forgive you. Can be used as a verb, question, or statement.
Friend 1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Friend 2: No I swear I didn't.
Friend 1: Honest engine?
Friend 2: Honest engine I didn't sleep with your girlfriend.
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I know he was telling the truth he honest engined it.
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Honest engine I did not cheat on that test.
Friend 2: No I swear I didn't.
Friend 1: Honest engine?
Friend 2: Honest engine I didn't sleep with your girlfriend.
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I know he was telling the truth he honest engined it.
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Honest engine I did not cheat on that test.
by Honest Engine June 12, 2007
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Get the search engine mug.A circle of men Double Dutch Ruddering. The end result looks like a steam engine powering off the line
Todd, James, Jonny, Tom, Harmon, Jamal and Kyle steam engined last night in the house for hours on end, scared the shit out of me when i walked downstairs
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Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.
by Phil October 16, 2004
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