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Eagan, Minnesota

A city in southwestern Minnesota where females believe shaving of their bodies is a sin.
Did you hear that colleen doesn't shave?
Of course, she lives in Eagan, Minnesota.
by kizzle andizzle February 10, 2009
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Eagan's Law

A law that governs the flow of unfortunate events in time. Applies equally to philosophical, physical, mental, and emotional conflicts. Eagan's Law states that:

"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.

However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."

Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
Josh: "I went all the way back to the front of the store for a cart, and now we don't even need it. Plus, it's the one with the shitty wheel."

Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
by steffescope March 5, 2012
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evan craig

Great person with a lovely personality.will be very successful in life .has an amazing left foot but a ahit right foot.hes quite a handsome male
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Evandalism

Vandalism for the sake of the spread of the gospel of Jesus Christ
"Got any paint? Gonna go do some evandalism"
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evan grant

A man who is forever single. He sucks dick at any chance he gets.
Man, he is such a evan grant.

No one wants to be like evan grant.
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Evan Gillam

Evan Gillam is a ScreaM (cs:go pro player) wannabe. In his spare time he enjoys playing growtopia cs:go and minecraft, even though he is 15 he enjoys these games and most of all enjoys jacking off to hentai and Nazi WWII porn
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Evan

Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
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