Bitch Ear

When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.

Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "

Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "

by dark sohma February 5, 2015

magic ears

Someone who is exceptional at being able to decipher music lyrics.

I could never figure out what they were saying in the second verse of that song--you must have magic ears!

by SheCola July 22, 2011

Ear Job

Also known as an EJ, the act of performing sexual intercourse in the general area of the ear, any part of the ear qualifies, ear lobes or the canal.

"Man that Emma chick gives an awesome Ear Job!"

by Ken Maxwell July 9, 2007

ear humping

when the penis is inserted or projected (whichever your preference)into the ear in a sexual manner.

when all other cavities have been covered (including nose) in a sexual manner, this is an alternative.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

ear lobing

when a slimey forriegner keeps trying to cock block you in the bar with cheesy lines like "I'm from England" or "Did you get that hand bag from paris" or "Do I know you?". He Never gets the ladies and neither do you b/c you are friends with him.

Alex is ear lobing on all my bitches.

by Cbuzz September 9, 2005

Ear Drummers

"Rae Sremmurd" backwards. Come on guys. No one is named "Rae".

"Man, Ear Drummers got the bass bumpin' and the club thumpin' last night".

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

ear job

sick ur dick in sumones ear and cum

jeremy just gave me an ear job, wtf!

by skinner576 January 9, 2006