Fudgie

A tourist to the Northern Michigan region. (Upper Peninsula, or Northern Lower Michigan).

"Fudgies" can be identified by the following features:
1. Bright Clothing
2. Absurd amount of cologne.
3. Wearing Socks and Shoes on the beach.
4. Wearing Socks with their Sandals.
5. Driving a Cadillac.
6. City driving habits.
7. Incapability to park within the lines.
8. Using spray bottles on the beach to identify "Petoskey Stones."
9. Pronunciation of Mackinac as "Mack-in-ack"
10. Asking, "What time does the bridge swing over to the island?"
"Do they realize that almost every stone on this beach is a Petoskey stone?"
"Probably not, they look like fudgies."

"Excuse me, how do we get to the Less Chen-ucks Islands?"
"It's just up the road.. and it's 'Les Chenaux'.. damn fudgie."
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Fudgie

What ones dog leaves on the rug
Hey honey, bring some toilet paper...Wheezer left a fudgie in our bedroom.
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To give a blow job directly after anal sex with shit on the dick.
Dayum dat hoe gives fudgies!
Dats gross.
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Fudgie

Nickname for an overly proud fraternity boy. One who wears his letters and constantly talks about his 'brothers'.

Also applies to annoying rich kids who show off their toys at parties.

Derived from fudgepacker, because everyone knows that frat boys are gay.
Fudgie was wearing his pink Polo shirt with the collar popped while bragging about the intra-frat circle jerk he organized during Greek week.
by Bobo LaRue April 15, 2007
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1. A wedgie so intense and yanked up so high that the victim gets a feces streak and/or stain in the rear of his/her underpants. 2. One step up from the infamous "Atomic Wedgie."
Ron picked Steve up three feet in the air by the waisteband of his underwear! Talk about a fudgie!
by Call me "X" February 16, 2010
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A person not of African race who will defend them/mimic them.
"The fat white bitch married the black man"

"That white bitch is such a fudgie, she goes to the same church as Barrack Obama and even defended Jeremiah Wright"
by Terry Sullivan August 10, 2008
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Being in a drunken state.
A term used in place of the dreaded "D" word.
There are several levels of Fudgieness.
Ingredients: Slightly tipsy
Mixed: Drunk
Baked: Intoxicated
Burned: Incapacitated or dead.
There are also rules for being Fudgie, which can be found in the Fudgie Rules Book.
I got a bit Fudgie, danced like a fool, and snogged a random bloke
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