feeding the one eyed monster

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit

"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face

by Thach October 26, 2004

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

One Eyed Jack

While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.

James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?

Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.

James: Nice dude.

by Paikun November 6, 2017

One eyed mud golem

A name for a mans penis that likes the same sex

Lets leave here, there is to many one eyed mud golems lurking.

by Thriftin December 27, 2016

One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.

How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!

by butanebird91 January 25, 2017

one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007