Old English 800 

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.

Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!

Old English 800 by Daxa July 18, 2009

The English Welcome 

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.

Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?

The English Welcome by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019

Fuck yo' english 

Definition- A phrase used to describe your utter disdain for what they're saying to you.

You don't agree with what they're saying to you as it's a slight against your persons or what you believe in.

1st person: Man your an idiot. The last thing you want to do is smoke around those gas tanks.

2nd person: Man...fuck yo' english.

Fuck yo' english by Hawks1326DLH May 29, 2010

Fuckwit English 

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

Fuckwit English by One happy speller October 4, 2010

Ogre-English 

Butchered spoken English. English spoken using words that are not in the dictionary.

I corrected several grammerical errors.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!

Above are examples of "Ogre-English".

Ogre-English by I.M. Fletcher March 17, 2011

Do you even English?

Anyone speak something a the person can’t understand and he/her thinks it’s english.

Sam: I not know this question for answer
Brad:Do you even English?
Sam:Not I know.

Do you even English? by RadicalMuffin August 15, 2018

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021