Dingbat

a person from Eastern TN who embodies GRITS (girls raised in the south).

I saw a dingbat this morning at Wal-Mart.

by Man on a Wire August 3, 2009

Ding

Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.

Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!

Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.

Daisy Mae: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Ding Dong Dash

Where an unknown person comes sprinting behind you, pulls down your pants, has rapid sex with you for 5 seconds, pulls your pants back up, and jumps through your window and runs away.

this random guy came through my back door and ding dong dashed me before i even noticed.

by The C and E crew October 24, 2009

ding

An onomatopoeia commonly used to acknowlege the presence of a skank.

::points:: Ding.

by Stocks June 22, 2003

ding-qua-qua

It is an imitation dim sum dish native to the Phillipines. This dish allegedly dates back to the early 80's in a small town known as Becu, but no one can confirm whether or not such a dish exists. According to a native who allegedly has enjoyed this delicacy, it is made up of a pot of steamed rice with a choice of pork, goat, or fowl on top. Then a large bowl of sauce is poured on top and then the ingredients are churned with a wooden ladel approximately 12 inches in diameter. The mixture is let to sit for at least 10 minutes to let all the flavors interact before it is eaten. No other accounts of such a sighting has been recorded. Like big foot, no one knows whether this dish is due to creative imagination.

Patron: Can I have a sumptuous ding-qua-qua?

Chinese cart pusher: Ding-qua-qua?? Ding lei see fut pok guy!

by Hong Hei August 14, 2006

Daingy

A person that gets drunk and gets Pro abilities on a video game.

Dude! I just got owned by a daingy.

by Eybate December 30, 2007

dingBANGditch

when someone is pregnant and the baby's father leaves that someone

She was left with the baby when she got dingbangditched by her boyfriend. OR I left that chick dingbangditched.

by LBoxD October 4, 2008