" come here duke, How was your day"
by Perry Middle School October 3, 2017

by anonymous August 1, 2022

a person who has daddy potential (older, good looking, maybe even successful) but is actually a total asshole - a daddy fluke, a dilf who's terrible/creepy/problematic irl
my hinge date last night looked like he was gonna be a total daddy but turned out to be a duke
i'm done looking for daddies, i've run into too many dukes
i'm done looking for daddies, i've run into too many dukes
by junglegymrat January 28, 2022

Horse cock sucker, usually reserved for rich people that can pay the justice system off.
No charges by the courts. Or judiciary system in general.
No charges by the courts. Or judiciary system in general.
by Northernnana September 4, 2025

Duke is real, and he's real-ly gonna break you vertebral column if you write his name without the uppercase, and he's also called The Duke. Duke is also peace, and Duke is also love, but he ain't Shrek, but Duke can also be war, sometime. Duke is not a "love" position, neither a peaceful one , but Duke has to be respected, 'cuz he's also the king of Torn City.
Example:
Example:
Potato guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?
Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!
Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS
Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?
Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!
Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS
by FunGun53 December 17, 2019

by willys._.wonka March 24, 2021

by ihyniya December 9, 2024
