ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)

To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes

by black flag May 29, 2004

russian duck

an alcoholic layered shot made the same way as a duck fart
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.

"dude that Russian duck farted in my mouth"

by big B-F June 29, 2009

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

duck dagger

an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.

Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.

by duckdaggerdynasty January 1, 2015

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

Dick Ducking

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017