dude watch 

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.

Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.

dude watch by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

dude's nudes 

A term used for the male gentitalia. Origins: Northern California.

That guy totally flashed me his dude's nudes!

dude's nudes by wienerbeast March 8, 2008

Dude Train 

When a group of 5 or more dudes walk into a party at the same time, causing everyone already in the party to be like wtf

That party was off the hook until like 3 dude trains came in and made it a sausage fest, ruining it completely.

Wtf another dude train, lets get the hell out of here.

Dude Train by thorogood jenkins February 28, 2009

Dude, I'm a donkey! 

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.

"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)

Dude, I'm a donkey! by Almer March 5, 2009

Dude Viewed 

1. The realization by a heterosexual man that another man has viewed his online dating profile.

2. The realization by a heterosexual man that another man is checking him out.

Similar: See "chick clicked" for women.

I signed on to Match.com, but so far only 3 people have looked at my profile, and one of them was a guy. Man, I got dude viewed!

Dude Viewed by Olivoso December 17, 2009

Dude Syndrome 

When your boyfriend becomes the man he normally is and turns into a boy, guy or dude. This comes at random times of the month. He turns from being the awesome boyfriend to just sucky.

May be similar or related to, but not dictated to male period, or male pre-menstrual syndrome

girl 1: "I think your boyfriend is being sucky right now."
girl 2: "Yeah totally, he's suffering from dude syndrome."

Dude Syndrome by vysknight December 4, 2010

dude taxed 

The act of inflating a group tab through unwarranted purchases of manly items such as beers, whiskey shots and White Russians.

Hey man WTF is up with this bill? How is our liquor bill more than our dinner?

Yo Bro, you just got dude taxed!!!

dude taxed by TheRealBMan June 30, 2011