After my girlfriend finished shaving in front of the mirror I noticed the pubic dust left on the carpet.
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Get the dumbarrassed mug.An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
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Get the Ashley Alexandre Dupre mug.1. spanish word for wanking while getting a shower, normally used before going out at night
1.1. wanking before shower
1.2. wanking after shower
1.1. wanking before shower
1.2. wanking after shower
by anonicock September 4, 2010
Get the duchaja mug.An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.
You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.
by knowman January 7, 2012
Get the dumpster chow mug.A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
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