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Douchebag

Guy 1:that nigga Daniel is a douchebag
Guy 2:that man has the virgin stride
by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019
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douchebag

Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.
Quit showing off and just pay attention, you fucking douchebag.
by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
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Douchebag

A syringe used for douching a vagina
Hey, come check out my Douchebag!
by hw1818 May 20, 2023
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Douchebag

Any man in a Jacked up truck with tinted windows. Typically spotted wearing a Tap-out or any UFC affiliatied too tight Tshirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Has tattoos and an overinflated ego. English is his first language, yet he is unable to write a proper sentence, spell or use grammar. Is a Donald Trump sympathizer and posts racist memes on his Facebook. Calls Axe body spray "whore lure" and douces himself in it accordingly. Posts bodybuilding gym mirror selfies as his profile picture to attract chicks.
That douchebag looks like my next biggest mistake!
by Mentally unstable March 21, 2017
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DOUCHEBAG

Elijah is douchebag”
by Dh748805 July 10, 2019
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
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