spazzing douchebag 

someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.

"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"

spazzing douchebag by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011

Accidental Douchebag Voice 

ADV for short.

Male equivalent of a "RBF" or resting bitch face. Could be the sweest and most genuine person you know but sounds just like a douchebag.

Poor Johnny, he's always getting misunderstood cause of his Accidental Douchebag Voice (ADV).

Yeah, Thomas has severe ADV. He got punched once just cause of his accidental douchebag voice.

Accidental Douchebag Voice by Aunt Belflo October 14, 2016

Mr. Douchebag 

Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside

Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!

Mr. Douchebag by thejakeanator100 August 9, 2022

Schrodinger's Douchebag 

A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.

Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag

Schrodinger's Douchebag by PomuHub March 12, 2022

Schrödinger's Douchebag

While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.

Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe

Schrödinger's Douchebag by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.

"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."

Schrödinger's Douchebag by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021

Presidential Douchebag 

A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".

Presidential Douchebag by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009