dolphin

a very generous discord user who likes all of his non-existent friends

that person is a really good dolphin

by anonymous.dolphin June 23, 2021

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

Dolphin

An open-source Gamecube and Wii emulator.

Dolphin is the only option for Wii emulation.

by YusufT19 December 28, 2018

boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.

Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.

by l2paegun September 28, 2019

Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023