a mixture of hard liquor and hawaiian punch. it consists of everclear, bacardi 151, wild turkey 100 proof, and triple sec. it has been named Dethpunch for the reason it has hospitalized many people and killed a few as well. something to be made for a bunch of people or for the alcoholic in you. do not drink a whole batch in a sitting yourself, it WILL kill you, hence the name. it should not taste like any of the above mentioned liquors or go down like any either. the effect will creep up on you, some will have a glass then quickly drink more because they dont feel anything. the lack of an A in the name was intentional because usually while drinking it, you spell it while texting, typing, etc.
scale for an idea of how many glasses of Dethpunch before probable certain death. if youre a lightweight, 5 glasses should have you visiting the hospital.
2 glasses- decent buzz.
3 glasses- shitfaced
4 glasses- questionable judgment on who you fuck, black outs, severe vomiting.
5 glasses- complete passing out
6 glasses- ER visit, get there....FAST.
7-10 glasses- stomach pumping, charcoal, and usually, death.
2 glasses- decent buzz.
3 glasses- shitfaced
4 glasses- questionable judgment on who you fuck, black outs, severe vomiting.
5 glasses- complete passing out
6 glasses- ER visit, get there....FAST.
7-10 glasses- stomach pumping, charcoal, and usually, death.
by 77/80 November 9, 2010
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1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
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by ilikedietpeachsnapple November 16, 2011
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1. (noun) A sweet southern damsel whose five star baking is only surpassed by her sweet and kind personality. People who encounter a Dietlinde feel a warm sense of being and leave content. The name has become synonymous with wonderful food that not only tastes good, but make you feel good. Dietlinde's tend to be around tall attractive people with cute accents. And have really cool brothers.
2. (n) a wholesome morsel.
3. (adj) used as a delicious food modifier.
1. (noun) A sweet southern damsel whose five star baking is only surpassed by her sweet and kind personality. People who encounter a Dietlinde feel a warm sense of being and leave content. The name has become synonymous with wonderful food that not only tastes good, but make you feel good. Dietlinde's tend to be around tall attractive people with cute accents. And have really cool brothers.
2. (n) a wholesome morsel.
3. (adj) used as a delicious food modifier.
"Dietlinde!" -Chuck Norris cried out after experiencing the orgasmic flavor of a buttery yet light with just the right amount of crisp pastry... OK maybe not, but thats how he would describe it if he had one that good.
The Dos Equis guy has bragged about living a hunderd lives and dying a thousand deaths after taking one nibble of the dietlinde.
Batman made a special slot on his utility belt just to hold a delicious piece of dietlinde for him to enjoy on his 4 am snack break. He makes Robin carry a toaster.
The ancient Egyptians designed a time machine to travel to present day to steal the dietlinde recipe so they could travel back in time to feed the hungry mass of people building the Pyramids.
The dietlinde will eradicate world hunger and introduce world peace all in one bite... Simultaneously...
The Dos Equis guy has bragged about living a hunderd lives and dying a thousand deaths after taking one nibble of the dietlinde.
Batman made a special slot on his utility belt just to hold a delicious piece of dietlinde for him to enjoy on his 4 am snack break. He makes Robin carry a toaster.
The ancient Egyptians designed a time machine to travel to present day to steal the dietlinde recipe so they could travel back in time to feed the hungry mass of people building the Pyramids.
The dietlinde will eradicate world hunger and introduce world peace all in one bite... Simultaneously...
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Did you hear? The city council approved the road diet for University Drive. They're going to take it down from 7 lanes to 4, reduce the speed limit, put a median down the center with trees, widen the sidewalks, and stripe bike lanes on both sides. It'll be so much better. I can't wait to see it finished!
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A diet usually enjoyed because all you do is sit and eat cookies all day.
A diet usually enjoyed because all you do is sit and eat cookies all day.
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Holy shit, Monica is looking hot! She must be hitting the gym after Todd left her.
Nah, she's on the divorce diet. Enjoy the view before she gets remarried.
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