Soy Dick

A dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.

Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!

by Eddy September 5, 2007

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

tender dicking

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

yall niggas be tender dicking !

by Intelligence00 May 8, 2016

Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

Dick Boat

A sailing vessel that typically carries large quantities of homosexual men around the Caribbean, especially to Grand Bahama Island. Often times the Dick Boat trails behind it a smaller Fail Boat that is used to ferry the passengers into Port Lucaya.

How did you folks get to Fish Fry Fail? Can't you tell? We came on the Dick Boat!

by OnTheDickBoat February 21, 2010

Tornado of Dicks

When a bunch of guys surround a girl on her knees and fuck her throat

Lindsay got hit by a tornado of dicks at the party last night.

by lexup December 27, 2010

Dick Grease

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ

Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009