Cruise Control

The state of which your body has exhausted all its energy during sexual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion.

After 5 hours of sex joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath

by Tsutomu October 21, 2006

controller player 74

Guy who eats penis

Penis controller player 74

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

Contellation

The Shit, It Also is My Word. And I use it as most of My User names

Omg this is the Constellation!

by Grace (Constellation) December 9, 2004

Coptroller

Coptrollers are trolls who are either current/former members of law enforcement or their supporters who troll web articles, news sites, facebook, twitter, and message board topics relating to police abuse, police misconduct, police corruption, or academic data showing police in a negative light. Coptrollers troll these sites to defend the officers or the negative circumstances shown within them. Very often, when unable to defend the actions, they attack the victim or subject of the story or article, and when that doesnt work (gain attention), they slam the organization reporting it. Their last mode of defense is the infamous 'deflection trolling', where they casually attempt to change the subject by arguing "Well, we SHOULD be talking about x". The difference between a coptroller and a standard troll is coptrollers focus on police related stories and stories involving disadvantaged groups (Homeless, mentally disabled, the poor, latinos, spousal abuse and rape victims, and their favorite target, Blacks). Also, coptrollers, unlike standard trolls, argue from a false legal authority which 99% of the time they get wrong. Primarily because, as bad apple cops/defenders, they are used to making up the laws to excuse their actions on the fly....only to let the judges and tax payers figure the truth out and deal with it.

Story involving unarmed homeless/black kid/rapevictim/homelessperson/disabled person shot by cops on video for no reason : coptroller "I dont see anything wrong. That cop feared for his life! You would too if 'those people' had the nerve to 'ask you why you are stopping them'!

Story on police corruption : coptroller "You dont know what its like out there, being a cop is a HARD JOB! *statistically, landscapers, roofers, and anyone who deals with the public has just as hard a job, but doesnt have a union to get them off when they are caught doing something wrong*

Academic study showing cops are highly likely to be involved in spousal abuse, or treat minorities more harshly for crimes that whites offend most often *drugs : coptroller " Its not OUR fault...its those subhuman criminal trashes 'culture' that is the problem! Why cant we round this 'culture' off the streets and ship them back to africa? Or maybe just put them all in jail, or better yet, in the ground!"

Story on cops caught saying or texting something racist/homophobic : coptroller "Those silly *insert slurs here* need to grow thicker skin! Who doesnt make racial/gay slurs? *meaning they dont know anyone who is normal, because only abnormal fuckheads do that shit* racists troll racist troll bigot klansman fascist idiot sociopath cops

by madrone September 12, 2015

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

Quality Control

Futile attempt to ensure that a product or service complies to standards.

Moe works in quality control. He makes sure that sharp objects don't end up in coke bottles.

by JWooden271 January 28, 2007

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009