Definitions by JWooden271

Quality Control 

Futile attempt to ensure that a product or service complies to standards.

Moe works in quality control. He makes sure that sharp objects don't end up in coke bottles.

Quality Control by JWooden271 January 28, 2007

Fellytone 

Dyslexic or joking way of saying telephone.

See: Telephone

I called her up on the fellytone.

Fellytone by JWooden271 December 6, 2003

Quality vs. Quantity 

The practice of selecting one female in which you have genuine interest, rather than persueing sexual intercourse with numerous women.

Dude, I'm going for quality vs. quantity.

Quality vs. Quantity by JWooden271 December 6, 2003

MSNBC 

A joint venture of MSN and NBC. Broadcasts news on cable television and online. Competes with numerous news networks.

Should I watch CNN, ABC, or MSNBC?

MSNBC by JWooden271 December 6, 2003

iTunes 

Audio management software created by Apple Computer. Features include: audio playback, cd-ripping, iPod sync, and an online music store. This software runs on Mac OS and Windows.

I used iTunes to organize my music collection.

iTunes by JWooden271 December 5, 2003