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B-tec Computer

A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.
-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...
by Kasablanco Maroko November 23, 2022
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Computing Henry

When a motherbiard, hard dtive, and everything needed to compute or translate data naturally runs wide open, non stop, computing data and?decoding riddles and conversations are child's play to those of us blessed with such natural born gifts so several insurance policies are always made and delivered in advance to several different lications before any data is even mentioned as being discovered. This is always a very important and first step in any strategical game one finds themselves being forced to play regardless of not wanting to play or asking to play. If them/they would monitor their own team members more closely, I never would have accidently stumbled upon any data while decoding silly riddles being sent to me over past few weeks. Therefor, computing is being forced to decode other people's riddles when they aren't on either team and could care less bout the data discovered.
I quickly and easily decoded the silly riddles and was left computing data that I have absolutely no interest in at all in the first place because it doesn't concern me. Computing Henry data is my only interest.
by Computing Henry September 16, 2019
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Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.
Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.
by Dope420 January 15, 2017
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The Computer Union

A Union Of Roblox Fatass Morbidly Obese Individuals who love their dictator.

They also enjoy mug which is great because its capitalist and borsh for some reason.
Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
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Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep
Your computer teacher is under bed
by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022
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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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Computer

an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
I did my homework on my new computer.
by society mercops November 2, 2020
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