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computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine
look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far
by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021
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Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.
Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.
by Silvel2 October 11, 2008
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Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.
Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal
by B-rad62 February 16, 2022
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A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
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Computer

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"
by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019
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Gaming computer

In a nutshell gaming computers are general office computers on steroids they are built for one thing and one thing only gaming some people like to build their own some people like to buy them but they particularly meant for performance
Other terms of gaming computer are as followed
Performance computer
Enthusiast computer
Mid-range high end and low-end gaming computers work just like normal computers as well unlike consoles you can do your homework on them you can watch YouTube on them if you really wanted to you could watch PornHub even though I don't recommend it because he could get a virus from it
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 15, 2019
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