Let's play by clit

Occasional response of a busy career single woman with good income to a request to plan a night out with an attractive friend.
It is basically a complement to the widespread idiom "let's play by ear" and, as said, it is typical of ultra-busy women that once in awhile remember to be female in need of some good healthy butt-naked squat thrust activity. As they can't predict the sudden coming of the urge in order to plan ahead, and can't be bothered to, then "Let's play by clit".

Johnny on the phone: "Wazzup Martha, haven't seeing you in a long while honey..."

Martha: "I know! These presentations have been draining me out"

Johnny: "Wanna have dinner or something tomorrow night"

Martha: "Wish I could commit to that, sweetie. I have one presentation more to prepare and I haven't started yet. But then again, it's been way too long,so...you know what, let's play by clit. In case I'll buzz you, that OK?"

by Parcerito May 4, 2011

shit clit

When a female wipes forward and gets fecal matter on her clitoris

Oh dang, I gone and got that damn shit clit again

by Daddy Bongo December 3, 2015

Dinousar clit dick

When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.

Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick

by NU77A April 18, 2020

Bunny Clit

A clitoris that is so sensitive she starts bouncing and hopping the second you touch it or lick it.

Rachel got that bunny clit. I gave it a kick and she kicked the lamp off the night stand.

I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.

by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum

A derisive term for Hillary Rodham Clinton

No wonder Slick Willie feels the need to slither his wicked weenie betwixt the thick thighs of pleasingly plump interns. You would too if you were hitched to Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum.

by Obama Yo Mama December 9, 2008

crusty clit

A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.

Your mother is a crusty clit bitch.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

Jump Off My Clit

Another way for a female to say fuck off

Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!

by 2nasty4u2do June 25, 2006