when your sexual partner is in the doggie-style position, and you place your right hand on the top of their ass (like holding a trumpet), and proceed to give your partner a rim job. when you come up for air, you have a poo-beard similar to Chuck Mangione's beard.
by Jackson Faces October 18, 2012
Get the Chuck Mangionemug. noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)
"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"
by Dominic June 4, 2004
Get the chuck-muffinmug. by fucktardo March 7, 2008
Get the chuck saucemug. Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.
by Squeed December 28, 2005
Get the chuck norrismug. by azrael07 September 24, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug. When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.
One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.
If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.
One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.
If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.
by haaaaaaanh! January 1, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. A drunken sex move reserved for experienced players only. A girl sucks on a man's dick, then throws up mid-suck due to intoxication, resulting in a spew into and onto the dick.
by chunksonmydickHELP September 14, 2013
Get the suck and chuckmug.