capital juice

Another word for oil.

America is invading another country again to get some good old capital juice.

by Ossie Oscar Soundsystem November 29, 2020

Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.

Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Capism

When a lot of lying is happening

The capism is real when someone is constantly lying

by The real capper December 10, 2020

Capitol Siege

A very dangerous sex position involving tear gas, broken glass, and Molotov cocktails.

“Bro, I just ran a Capitol Siege on her ass.”

by alf33613 January 7, 2021

Capital

Beat down in a riot. - major guy

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)

by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021

Capital

A beat down. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital.

by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021

Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021