Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Ride that magic carpet

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

carpet bomb

When a female repeatedly dips her "carpet" on a defeated opponent's face, generally as a sign of disrespect or dominance. Effectively a female version of the "teabag."

As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.

After you pwn that arrogant n00b, carpet bomb him a few times before he respawns!

by the lordbaddkitty April 27, 2009

Carpet Bagger

Someone who has alot of pubic hair and does a tea bagging like motion.

She is such a Carpet Bagger.

by SFHS Ray April 5, 2009

Carpet Muncher

A girl who eats pussy a lesbo a girl who likes a girl

Tia: Yo i heard sammy was a carpet muncher
Lisa: Yeah she can't get enough of that carpet

by FlyNiggaTy February 19, 2010

Carpet Bomb

When you take a shit on a public restroom floor. similar to that of doing the "helicopter" but going number 2 instead of 1. normally the center of the room is ideal so that everyone coming into the bathroom can witness your raid on terror. or you can go for the silent approach and drop it in the stall leaving a pleasant suprise

bro 1: dude i just did a helicopter in the ampm bathroom
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!

by CgT87 December 9, 2011