crank 

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

crank by Cuzza August 16, 2007

clanky 

cool, fun, classy, elegant

Your coat is so clanky.

clanky by lizze brich lemontime October 2, 2008

Crank 

A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank

My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.

It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.

I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.

Crank by YTL2000 May 19, 2009

crank dat roadrunner

when you ejaculate on a womans feet, making them slippery, so she can slide around quickly as a road runner.. mee meep

"man my bitch is slow.. imma crank dat roadrunner on that hoe."

crank dat roadrunner by meagg and shann January 1, 2010

crankshaft 

YEAH that's right CRANKSHAFT!!
Someone who's being a real duche.
Someone who's getiing really annoying.

"You're being a real CRANKSHAFT man!"
"Oh man, here comes CRANKSHAFT."or..
"Hey man,let's ditch CRANKSHAFT over there."

crankshaft by see ya! May 22, 2003

Crank 

A verb. To craftily masturbate or wank, usually in the same room as peers.

Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.

Crank by DeanCleversupid December 29, 2009

hand crank

Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing

Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)

hand crank by Itchy-Muff June 18, 2004