cheesy cooter 

After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.

Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.

cheesy cooter by T Gunz Holla April 24, 2006

Poopie Cooter 

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.

Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.

Poopie Cooter by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011

The Tits and The Cooter 

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

The Tits and The Cooter by RDSII October 5, 2011

Louisiana pooter cooter 

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

Louisiana pooter cooter by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

cooter cutter 

a pussy fart (more commonly known as a quief)

Christina just let a cooter cutter.

cooter cutter by Marc April 19, 2004

Coote 

Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}

adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.

-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.

Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.

Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)

Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!

Coote by Tsarstepan December 24, 2010

boney cooter 

a girl with a boney cooter.
DUH!!So boney that it's basically just bone.

Crystal's ex-boyfriend ate her boney cooter.

boney cooter by Jessica Southers February 25, 2004