complete douchebag

Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.

"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."

by danika cumiando February 2, 2009

Complexionism

Discrimination within a race against different shades of skin color.

A guy choosing to date light skinned African American women versus dark skinned African American women solely based on their skin is complexionism.

by WillowB February 15, 2019

Michael Cera complex

Having an intense attraction to any and all guys that possess the trademark characteristics of Michael Cera. These may include delicate features, lankiness, subtle sarcasm in almost every sentence, an adorably shy personality, a sweet smile, meek but also defensive if need be, and a hopeless romantic.

"That guy over there is so cute. Look at his adorable face! Aww, he stands awkwardly too!"

"Girl, you have a serious Michael Cera complex."

by ewokmogwai June 11, 2013

tall girl complex

A girl's insecurity based on her above average height.

"How tall are you?" Asks every person ever.... "You are not allowed to wear heels!"...say the douches. "You look like a volleyball player"...say the people who are actually pretty on point. I might have a tall girl complex??

by herro prease unrucky January 10, 2015

Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

The best possible game, created by a team of the best possible game developers. A titan of the industry, it is the grandfather of the modern gaming industry.

I am off to play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga on my Nintendo licensed home video game console tiled the Wii.

by SpicesFromItaly February 18, 2021

Tamaki Complex

When you see the person you love as a son or daughter figure.

ME:Did he just call his girlfriend daughter?
Lily:Yeah he has a tamaki complex.

by kayla-chan August 6, 2009

National Couples Day

The day that always happens to be tomorrow, so if you're single or taken post this. Whoever sends a "😍" wants to change that.

I don't know. I don't think this date is even an official thing but people keep posting this shit on Snapchat anyways.

Tomorrow is National Couples Day, so if you're single or taken post this. Whoever sends a "😍" wants to change that

by Ya Ya Yeetus May 15, 2019