Cocking Gun

Its when you are fucking a chick doggy style and you pull out your dick right before you are going to cum, place it on the top of her ass crack, then run a line of gunk from the top of her ass to her clit just like a caulking gun. This of course would also apply to the upper lip, forehead, ear-to-ear across the eyes, ect.

"I just laid a smooth line of baby batter on my girls ass crack with my cocking gun".

or

"That girls ass was so big I had to reload my cocking gun to finish the job".

by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009

seafairy cookie

a hot lesbian with a noice fukin sword
moonlight is her honeyboo
peppermint cookie is there child

i want seafairy cookie to splash me down with a wave, stab me with her sword, the step on my dead fucking corpse while i grieve

by Axeolotl August 30, 2018

Almond Cookie

Dilf Cookie

Who’s almond cookie
Dilf cookie.

by Todee October 2, 2021

cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.

Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.

by KK16 August 27, 2008

Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)

Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!

by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009

cocking out

When your hanging out and your wang comes out, and whatever you do is led with your cock.

So i was just hanging out in Barcelona on the Las Ramblas, and I was like 'fuck that i'm cocking out!"

by Ace 2 da Mace May 21, 2008

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011