canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

Dirty conner

When you get egirls to order you food online

This bitch had me WOKE she did a dirty conner on me.

by Jackolanton April 9, 2020

conceited

usually mistaken as beign self centered, really means you know how beautiful and perfect you are

tammy seems really conceited." "bro, she just know's how awesome she is

by issocool October 12, 2010

coined

A Super Mario Brothers reference when Mario jumps up and hits the boxes to get coins.

Used in real life:

To beat someone at something; or
To ram into them or hit them;
To have sex doggy style, each thrust is a coin

We were at the amusement park on the bumper cars, and I just kept coining my brother in the corner. *Bing* *Bing* *Bing* He couldn't even move.

I met this girl last night and coined her for all she was worth.

by Duke AA Nukem October 8, 2009

Conned

When Your Bad At A Certain Thing. And Someone Who Is Also Bad Shows You Up

Jimmy is bad at games. And one day Jimmy decides he wants to invite his friend Gabe over to play, little he know Gabe was amazing at games, Jimmy got (Conned)

by shiloh winniy April 26, 2020

Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

Concentration Block

A game played by marching bands. It is like the game Simon Says expect it is played with commands such as "Right-Face" or "One set of eight forward" but as the game progresses more complicated commands will be added to elimiate more skilled players. A player is out if he does not follow a command properly. The winner is crowned when s/he is the only one left.

After the band has formed a block they are prepared to play Concentration Block.
Drum Major (to band) : "Right-Face-Move!"
Band executes the move
Drum Major (to student who did not properly move) : "(Insert Name), you're out you turned left."

by SaxophoneKing August 5, 2009