Person A : What's the best jelly brand?
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
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To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.
*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"
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Get the count crackula mug."Jerry and I went to go to Carvel to eat some vanilla ice cream! Don't worry, it wasn't jizz, like urban dictionary's definitions!"
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Get the vanilla ice cream mug.1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
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Get the up shit creek mug.An amazing book that will take your breath away, pretend to give it back, yank it baxk again, and then just eat it. Be careful, those of you who get too atatched to characters...but it's a good book anyway.
Characters to look out for: Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker, Jesper, Wylan, Matthew, Pekka
It's the kind of book that you read when you have nothing to do with yourself for several days. Make sure that when you are nearing the end, you have the second book close at hand, so as to avoid that panic when you realize that the library may not have it and Amazon may not deliver for an entire day.
Characters to look out for: Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker, Jesper, Wylan, Matthew, Pekka
It's the kind of book that you read when you have nothing to do with yourself for several days. Make sure that when you are nearing the end, you have the second book close at hand, so as to avoid that panic when you realize that the library may not have it and Amazon may not deliver for an entire day.
Person 1:Hey! Watcha reading?
Me: Six of Crows, it's a really good book.
Person 1: Cool. Can I read it?
Me: No.
Me: Six of Crows, it's a really good book.
Person 1: Cool. Can I read it?
Me: No.
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