burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

by flytoface October 29, 2012

Burrito

a cold Mexican.

"hey look at that cold Mexican!, i bet he feels like a burrito ,"

brrrrrrrr'ito! ahah.

by the name you want to touch, November 29, 2012

@burrito

The @ stands for anal, it is an Anal Burrito. You shove the burrito up your ass and well......eat it.

Man I just ate some nice @burrito's last night at McDonalds

by Fleischklopfer May 23, 2018

burrito

something that makes you fart

"psssssssssssssssh"

by lauren and lex March 30, 2003

Flaming Burrito

Much like a Flaming Cheeto but the beans and contents of a burrito are used instead.

Two people are having sex and one shoves his wang into a hot spicy burrito and then proceeds to eat the burrito while the other person licks off the contents on the guys member. Thus the guy get a "Flaming Burrito".

by darklife December 10, 2006

Dirty Burrito

The act of farting in someone's hoodie and then strangling them with the hood.

Rodrigo: Jesus Christ! I'm about to hurl after Juan gave me a dirty burrito after finishing off 3 crunchwrap supremes!

Manuel: Sweet Mother Mary! Thats almost as bad as the time mi padre gave me one after finishing off a plate of Abuela's famous tamales on Christmas morning.

by Frat_Damon January 26, 2011

Low-carb Diet Burrito

1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.

The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.

by Pimp, Charizard June 30, 2008