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Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal 

Ones thought of having a breakfast cereal named after,the legend
Damn,I’m hungry,yo mom get me some Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal!

Baltimore Bed and Breakfast 

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?

Slag's Breakfast 

A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.
I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?

traumatised for breakfast 

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast

Mario's breakfast 

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.
Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!

Mountain Man Breakfast 

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.
These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.