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shlingo bingo

When you bingo your shlingo. And when you wingo your dingo.
le shlingo bingo is inside of the ding dong gong
by kangaro trainer March 22, 2019
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BANGOVER

permission to have redemption or pity sex with a person after experiencing a premature ejaculation event. (See Do-Over)
"I wasn't going to have sex with that guy again, but he was nice, so I gave him a bangover."
by TheMadKan2 October 23, 2009
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bingoing

when a man/woman/it puts their hand inside a womans vagina and moves their hand in a circular motion like collecting a bingo ball
I put my hand so deep into your mums vagina while I was bingoing her.
by YashPala11 June 6, 2017
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bongos

Things that guys like to do puff-puffs with
can I play with your bongos?
by Breast professer July 10, 2007
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baongoc

(Bow-knock) Label for persons that smell like cheese.
Ear: Ay yo! Check out that fine ass baongoc.
Lobe: Yea man, i'd wanta holla if she didn't smell like cheese.
by AlanLam October 27, 2009
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bobgoblin

Someone who, when they go out to dinner and bowling with old friends, is required to pay all of the costs for every person involved.
Hey, Chelsea, you're the bobgoblin!!!
by BADASS MUTHAFUCKA February 22, 2008
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bangover

Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
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