happy birthday

on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later

i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed

by WobbaWobba September 17, 2006

Birthday punch

Punching or kicking someone to the amount fo years they have been alive

I punched/kicked George 18 times for his birthday punches

by Qbone October 28, 2020

Golden golden birthday

When your age is Double the date you were born on

Turning 33 on the 3rd.....golden golden birthday.....ahhhhhh

by Golden golden birthday June 1, 2017

18th birthday

The day I came in a vagina

My girlfriend fucked me on my 18th birthday

by Funnylink2 February 4, 2009

birthday surprise

a black wax candle is used in anal intercourse. Traditionally, Happy Birthday is sung as this is done.

omg. for my 19th birthday jack gave me a birthday surprise!

by hellogoodbye123456 February 20, 2009

round birthday

When birthday celebrations last for days or even weeks past your actual birthday.

Since Nanny couldn't be here on my actual birthday, I'm having a round birthday this year and it will last into next weekend.

by TonyBWood July 1, 2014

july 30 birthday

this is for ian. good guy. pretty cool

july 30 birthday is the day ian was born

by urmomhaha69 November 20, 2020