When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"
What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.
by gradeAwoody October 26, 2009
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A better than regular blumpkin coined by the ever stoned teens of Colorado.
ChaCha definition: The act of giving a man a blowjob while he is on the toilet pooping.
ChaCha definition: The act of giving a man a blowjob while he is on the toilet pooping.
Damn, that girl at the mountain house offered to give me a steezy blumpkin but I turned her down remembering the incident in Mexico...
by GuitarJew April 13, 2009
Get the Steezy Blumpkin mug.N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.
Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.
by AleHouseMan May 4, 2009
Get the Hot Blumpkin mug.The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
by Skeet Cannon September 19, 2009
Get the Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin mug.1.) Additive exclamation to indicate sarcasm has occurred. (Pronounced bip, with a short "i", often dragged out with up down pitch to indicate the degree of sarcasm)
Used as a sarcasm alarm for those who are clueless when sarcasm is being used. Often accompanied by a hand being slowly raised during the execution of the beup as a visual aid to further help the clueless person identify the sarcasm.
2.) Used to indicate that someone has said something that is random or makes no sense.
Used as a sarcasm alarm for those who are clueless when sarcasm is being used. Often accompanied by a hand being slowly raised during the execution of the beup as a visual aid to further help the clueless person identify the sarcasm.
2.) Used to indicate that someone has said something that is random or makes no sense.
1.)
You: Why are you carrying that wrench?
Me: My doctor told me that holding large metal hand tools has excellent anti-oxidant properties. (raising hand) Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiip)
2.)
Student taking calculus test: (looking at test, raises hand)
Teacher: Yes?
Student taking calculus test: (still looking at test) Have you ever seen Gilligan's Island on TV?
Teacher: Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip)
You: Why are you carrying that wrench?
Me: My doctor told me that holding large metal hand tools has excellent anti-oxidant properties. (raising hand) Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiip)
2.)
Student taking calculus test: (looking at test, raises hand)
Teacher: Yes?
Student taking calculus test: (still looking at test) Have you ever seen Gilligan's Island on TV?
Teacher: Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip)
by Pipistrello January 5, 2006
Get the beup mug.ok lets see hear... its like a regular blumpkin.. but way tighter.. ok you go into the school bathroom with a freaky bitch.. and den you takeshiot in da sink while yo getten head.. dats pretty tight
by Trey Davis March 16, 2005
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