you've been tarpleed

When you are with a Tarplee and you get really drunk, you have been 'Tarpleed'!

Omg you've been Tarpleed

by Bobbie-Ray December 2, 2013

What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014

you've been jetered

To be presented with a gift basket post hookup.

Aww girl, you've been jetered.

by you've been jetered September 23, 2014

you've been flamed on

talked about badly to the point where there is nothing you can come back and say

Ole boy you've been flamed on.

by flamed on December 20, 2016

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017

i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)

Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"

by Chuzzled July 23, 2017

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017