ham bitch

A woman who is abnormally unattractive amongst a group of people who are attractive.

Person 1 - DUDE! Look at the ham bitch hanging out with the Jenners!
Person 2 - Holy shit, I'd never leave my house if I looked like that!

by sweetcheeks99 December 9, 2015

Black Ham

A term used when laying the smack down on someone mimicking the sound of an old batman show BLACKHAMM!

Rhianna wanted to act up so Chris gave her the BLACK HAM!!!!

by PMPnamedslicbac March 29, 2010

Harlem Ham

Nickname for a watermelon

I'm going to the store for a Harlem Ham

by Gamma Rae July 2, 2008

Ham-sangy

hammered; wasted; drunk out of your mind (used mostly when older or judgmental people are around)

"Dude I got so ham-sangy at that party last night."

or

"He must be totally ham-sangy, he drank 20 shots!"

by melonmink February 21, 2010

ham boobs

The sexual act of putting ham on your chest and having it eaten off by your partner.

The young man was hungry and horny, so he decided to do ham boobs.

by Finky the Fink November 2, 2013

Badger Ham

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

by Delalune March 18, 2011

Ham Grenade

Any small pork-based product which does not require refrigeration and can therefore be kept on one's person for extended journeys; usually associated with mail-order holiday food baskets. i.e. summer sausages and miniature ham.

"We have a long drive ahead of us. Let's grab a ham grenade for the road."

by Foobaknid February 6, 2010