by Ben February 15, 2004
Get the astronomous mug.1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.
(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."
by browniepoint October 9, 2009
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When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.
Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!
Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.
Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.
by NonsenseNinja November 21, 2015
Get the Astronaut mug.Astrid is the true definition of amazing. She always has a smile on when it’s the most toughest days. With a great GPA and teacher’s favorite, she knows how to school, but it’s hard on her. She might smile but nobody really knows what’s going on behind the scenes. Astrid is always a great friend and keeps her family close. Family means everything to her. She pulls a lot of boys because she is so beautiful and attractive. With a nice ass and good face, all the boys want her! Everyone needs an Astrid in their life
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Get the Astrid mug.A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
by xxxtine March 30, 2007
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