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Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.
Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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Social Asshole

noun or adjective

An asshole who cares little or not at all about how his dim lit thoughts and behaviours affect others

Lacking ordinary social regard, adaptability, and keenness of mind and who also lacks empathic regard towards those who may be affected by his/her ill-considered thoughts or behaviours.
See related - Fucktard

Psychology. A person of low order when classifying behaviour righteousness in regards to the impact it has on immediate group wellness, sustainability of group dynamics, and empathic regard of all others who may, or may not be included in his/her relationships or community.
Not limited to these examples;

someone cutting in line, trying to milk the system by giving shit to someone who doesn't deserve and expecting to recieve something free, an upgrade, or a refund out of it is a social asshole

Reckless drivers and drunk drivers who hurt things they hit, impatient and obnoxious drivers -they all cause social harm and annoyment; they are said to be social assholes or fucktards, depending on the severity of the harm caused (hit a cyclist or pedestrian = fucktard, hit a tree or run people of the roads = social asshole)

polluting, littering, driving an SUV in the city, prejudice, aggressivemess in public view, thieving, exploiting ... the list goes on...
by jawn the baptist September 21, 2008
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don fucking asshole

Gang slang meaning that the concerning person is bragging 'bout his lifestyle being that of an highly ranked mob-boss.
I think we should pay him a visit, 'cause he thinks he's the don fucking asshole of my sisters hood! Well he's damn fucking wrong!!!
by Aboraly September 2, 2006
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you fuckin asshole

something you say to someone when they fuck up when they are driving and has to be said in a tony montana voice.
driver 1.screeeeeeech. oh shit!
driver 2. You Fuckin asshole!
by brandonseidenberg January 23, 2007
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Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.
"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"
by rperazag June 30, 2010
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asshole's remorse

When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.
Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."

Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"

Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
by Papacskillz January 17, 2008
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A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.
That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.
by Geekdragon February 13, 2008
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