Soccer Nerd

A person who is obsessed with soccer. It becomes their entire personality and they are constantly talking about it

Joey Fink is a total soccer nerd

by Malachi brown October 7, 2023

soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.

Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.

by jfburke619 October 22, 2015

Soccer

Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.

Omg dude let's play some soccer.

by Dylanlm November 19, 2022

Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.

Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)

by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015

Soccer

Kicking balls

I like playing soccer with my boyfriend.

by Atlanta Georgia November 30, 2021

soccer hole

A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.

Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.

by Tatertotters May 11, 2014

Soccer game

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!

Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023