Whistle nuts

A young and inexperienced co worker who can't do stuff without messing it up

To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .

by Weasel67 July 23, 2016

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

Nut Recharge

When one male places the head of his erect penis against the head of another erect males penis so they're urethras are lined up with each other and one of the males ejaculates into the other males urethra recharging the other males nut.

my boy joey came in clutch and gave me a nut recharge before my girl came over

by I am Kerm July 24, 2019

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013

Knockin' nuts

The slapping of the scrotem on ones inner thighs.

Do you have a bag case of knockin' nuts?

by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

nut & bolt

1
: an impromptu sexual encounter when either party's obligations only allow time for an aggressive fuck session where each party is only concerned with making themselves cum as fast as possible and both parties agree there will be no conversation, foreplay or cuddling before or after. Cum and Go.

2
:(verb) To stop by and pound the pussy as violently as possible in an effort to make her cum before you do and then getting to fuck out so she can clean up and get back to doing what she needs to do.

I'm too busy studying, but you can drop in for a nut & bolt.

I know you'r busy but, I need that fat ass you sexy bitch. I promise I'll nut & bolt.

by B Nastee July 7, 2016