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Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.
Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"
by QueefyBat July 31, 2013
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Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"
by Grace SF May 7, 2008
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neolithic dump

a place of work or school ruled by someone with the common sense and mondern sensibiltys of a caveman and half the brains. it also smells bad.
stanchester community school nee neolithic dump

the e plures pessimus of dumps neolithic

see also= gound zero for matters idiotic with regards to funding
by le fay May 17, 2009
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dump charger

I was around at Sheila's place last night and she was on the rag so I gave her a dump charger
by Randall Ranger April 14, 2015
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Divorce Dump

When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information
I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.
by The Fighting English August 30, 2022
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Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.
Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023
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salad dump

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.
Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight
by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019
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