50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

50 cent

A shitty rapper who only ever sings about shooting people and having sex.

If you are a fan of 50 cent then you need to jump off a bridge

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

50s

the 5 - 0 (pigs, cops, police)

The 50s killed him for no reason.

by Majikl August 14, 2021

if its not 100% accurate its 50% accurate

a quote by a pokemon youtuber by the name of MandJtv who explains if a pokemon move is not 100% accurate its like its 50% accurate

"this move is %90 accurate if its not 100% accurate its 50% accurate"

by Armaan GUpta July 12, 2023

Nailing 50 yarders

Secret gay code for engaging in Coitus with old men.

Ian is really feeling himself. I heard he’s nailing 50 yarders every weekend.

by Haywood Jblome November 12, 2020

50 yard line

The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.

That guy got the 50 yard line!

by kyirol February 8, 2014