Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.
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