Fucktard

Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

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Fucktard

An individual who is so fucked in the head that they are now Retarded. Completely politically incorrect. If they are closet homosexual, also see Faggot Fucktard.

My narcissist father is a complete fucktard. His children hate his guts and stab him in the back.

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fucktard

a word used by rednecks to describe rough sex

I tell you whut jimmy, me an betty-jo fucktard last nite.

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Fucktard

A fuckboy retard

Jake (aka TopNotch) is a total fucktard while playing forza

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Fucktard

Someone who's daily goal is to ruin other people's day. These people know how to do things right buti ntentionally do shit wrong. Good fucking luck if you work with a fucktard, they will often fuck shit up and try to blame it on you

Jim is trying to do everybody's job yet he can't even do his own. What a fucktard.

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