Win

Some guy with big dik energy

"Damn is that Win"

by CrisTheWu November 24, 2021

“Winning”

When you lose everything you hold dear and everybody starts hating you and making fun of you so in a fit of petty rage you attempt to take everything around you down only to fail spectacularly.

Man 1: I heard Dutch tried to turn the VIP server against itself.
Man 2: Yeah, but it failed miserably, in the end he thinks he won.
Man 1: Yeah, he sure is “winning” all right...

by Booooooce July 3, 2021

Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

Winning

Being Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm still winning!"

by African Chip Salesman March 27, 2011

Winning

Life isn't about winning for everyone. For some it's about fighting the people that always win at any cost to everyone else, and their game.

Life is only just about winning if you're a machine, and not everybody is.

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

Winning

Cheap Wine, fresh sushi and legendary Car Sex

Some winning right now would be amazing

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