baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive

Mark: what?? You bought the pack? I thought you were free to play?

Jill: it was a baby swipe…

by jill lavigne November 30, 2023

Babies

disgusting parasites that when inside a mother, sucks the food out of her the “host”

I hate babies sperms are cuter

by Cats&Boxes April 24, 2023

Titty Baby

A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.

God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 2, 2024

Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.

I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!

by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022

Baby

2020 slang for A bro/close friend

hey baby let’s play video games

by kiyle September 10, 2020

baby flume

a low pitched noise of the throat, commonly creates a scene of chaos, uncomfortability, or ease.

Franky baby flumed so loud and hard that the room went silent... then erupted into full blown applause.

by sandycohen01 May 26, 2010

Baby Bottom

edgar allan poe from bungou stray dogs

person 1: god edgar allan poe is such a baby bottom
person 2: I know he's so shy and submissive

by dcfgh, May 15, 2021